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Cafepress Letter to Santa

TZone — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:13:09 +0000

Christmas is right around the corner and what do we see in Santa’s Bag? OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA, that’s OK because he is a Helluva Christmas Gift for the country we call America. In the Cafepress Blog a clever post by buzzcowboy:

But Santa, truly, you’re still important to all of us. No, really! We’re still thinking about you, and kids are still lining up to take pictures with you… OK, maybe not as many as want to line up to get their pictures taken with Obama, and maybe the teenage girls would rather sit on Edward Cullen’s lap than yours, but come on. It’s just a phase. They’ll all grow out of it and you’ll still be their favorite, really.

I’ll be honest, Santa: I do feel a little guilty for talking about Obama so much and mostly ignoring you up to this point. But you have to understand that this election was kind of a biggie for everyone. And I talk about the voice of the people as told by our merchandise – and so it wasn’t me ignoring you, really. I’m just the messenger, so please consider that salient point when deciding whether my name goes down on the “naughty” or “nice” side of your all-important ledger.

And hey – there’s more Santa T-shirts than there are Twilight T-shirts, so see? You’re the rosy-cheeked fat man that makes a positive and lasting impression, and ever so much more affable than that pale, gaunt Emo-chic vampire boy. Sure, Obama T-shirts outnumber yours, but it was his season. The election season, you know. And this election season was really long, and yours really only starts in earnest after Thanksgiving. (After Halloween is merely your primaries, and it’s hard to compete with Pilgrims and turkey while children are crashing from a sustained sugar high and are in dire need of some protein.) Yes, I know he’s kinda horning in on your month and your schtick, but the Inauguration is just a month away and by next Christmas you’ll be on top again. Really.

Oh come on, Santa. Don’t give me that look. Just because Edward Cullen makes moody faces and sends the girls swooning doesn’t mean that it suits someone who’s made a name for himself as “merry” and “jolly.” You don’t hear anyone out there singing heartfelt songs about Moody Young Edward Cullen, do you? No, of course not. But you still have children going door-to-door invoking your name, and that means that you’re not long forgotten.

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NOBama at Zazzle- Anti Barack Obama T-shirts

TZone — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:46:47 +0000

Buy Political Anti Barack Obama T-shirts

Looking for just the right political T-shirt to oppose Barack Obama? Anti Obama T-shirts including the infamous Pigs wear Lipstick T-shirts and Read my Lipstick Tees

Are YOU another Fine Democrat forced to go Republican because of this Obamanation? If you don’t like Obama, wear ANTI- Barack Obama T-Shirts to support your feelings of this Obamanation of the upcoming Presidential Election 2008. NO to Obama, NOBama, NOWay NOHow NObama! In America we have freedom of speech and we choose to speak our views of this Obama take over. Vote NO to Barack Obama. Great politics on a t-shirt, Support your cause.

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Barack Obama-”You can put lipstick on a pig. But it’s still a pig”

TZone — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:03:04 +0000

So, What’s the biggest difference between the 2008 Presidential Campaign the week before and the weeks after the national political conventions? Lipstick.

In less than 2 weeks, Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin’s presence as Mccain’s running mate has shaken our political debates up like a cup of bar dice. Palin, refers to herself as Lipstick being the only thing that separates a hockey mom like her from a PitBull, kind of gal.

Barack Obama comes back with the Faux pas of all time: Playing the gender card, “You can put lipstick on a pig…. it’s still a pig”

I’m sure that won over the votes of most women! Just what this country needs- A sexist President. Now the question everyone is asking : Is Barack Obama going to run the Whitehouse like a political cartoon? Seems he may have stolen part of his speech from a political cartoon ;

almost word for word from the Tom Toles cartoon from September 5.

“Transcript:

John McCain says he’s about change too. Exce- and and so I guess his whole angle is – watch out, George Bush – except for economic policy, healthcare policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy, and Karl-Rove-style politics, we’re really gonna shake things up in Washington.

That’s not change.

That’s that’s just callin’ sumpin’ the same thing somethin’ different.

But you know, you can’t, you know, you you can put, ah, lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig.

Read more about Palin and Obama and who’s wearing the lipstick now:

LA Times Blogs

Freedom Eden

News Busters

Women For McCain!

Breitbart.com

We decided to create the ultimate Anti Obama lipstick cartoon T-shirt and is available for purchase at Zazzle’s UTeezNoBama Gallery

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McCain is Smarter than We Thought

TZone — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:02:09 +0000

Sex sells and so goes John McCain’s choice for running mate Sarah Palin for VP in the 2008 presidential race- Election 2008 will not be the same!

Say you’ll be voting for Republicans John McCain & Sarah Palin this 2008 election. McCain & Palin will bring actions, not just words.

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Yes Folks, Sex does sell and this little hottie is sure to win McCain the Presidential Office.

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